From broke to bespoke: A gentleman’s guide to old money looks
November 18, 2024
You don’t need to make RM18,000 a month to look like you do. With a little creativity, some thrift store hunting, and a good tailor, you’ll be the epitome of the old money aesthetic.
So, you’re pulling in RM1800 a month, but your taste screams Monte Carlo yacht party? Welcome to the fascinating (and slightly intimidating) world of old money fashion. Unlike new money, which can sometimes come off as “bling overload,” the old money look is subtle, timeless, and exudes wealth through elegance rather than extravagance. The good news? You don’t need a trust fund to pull it off. Just a good sense of humor and an eye for thrift store treasures.
Here’s how you can nail the old money aesthetic on a budget that could barely afford you a plate of avocado toast. Watches: Timeless timepieces for pennies Let’s face it: no old money ensemble is complete without a wristwatch that whispers heritage. But unless you’re planning to pawn your soul for a Patek Philippe, you’ll need a clever hack. Thrift stores are your time machine: vintage Casio or Seiko watches can be your knight in shining armor. Look for minimalist designs with leather straps—they scream understated elegance. Faux it till you make it: Websites like Lazada or Shopee offer some impressive Rolex homages for under RM100. Will anyone know it’s not real? Only if they’re nosey. DIY aging: If your watch looks too shiny, “distress” the strap using coffee grounds. Voilà, instant heritage vibes. Shoes: Step into wealth Your RM1800 salary doesn’t need to walk into the room before you do—your shoes should. But good shoes don’t have to cost a fortune. Leather look, minus the price: Factory outlets often sell “seconds” from high-end brands. A tiny scuff? No one will notice. Pre-loved, pre-adored: Hit up online thrift platforms like Carousell or Mudah.my for second-hand leather brogues or loafers. Buff them up, and they’re as good as new. Sock it to them: Fancy socks with subtle patterns (think argyle or stripes) can elevate even the most basic RM50 pair of shoes. Blazers: The crown jewel of old money chic A well-tailored blazer is your ticket to looking like you summer in Provence—even if you’re sweating it out on a KTM train. Thrift store gold mines: Dive into your nearest thrift store and hunt for blazers with classic cuts in neutral tones like navy, beige, or charcoal. If it doesn’t fit perfectly, a tailor can work wonders for around RM30. Layer like a lord: Pair your blazer with a crisp white shirt (check Uniqlo sales) and a pocket square (you can use an ironed handkerchief). Instant sophistication. Pants: From cheap to chic You can’t wear jeans every day, mate. The old money aesthetic calls for more refined legwear. Chinos are your friend: A pair of beige or navy chinos can do wonders. Try H&M or Zara during sales. They’ll often have discounts so steep you’ll wonder if the cashier made a mistake. Tailoring magic: If the fit’s a little off, don’t toss them—alter them! Spending RM20 at a tailor is worth it. Accessories: Small additions, big impressions When it comes to accessories, less is more—but they better look expensive. Belts that don’t break the bank: Stick to leather (faux or real). Thrift stores and online platforms often have hidden gems. A classic briefcase: A battered, vintage-style briefcase can make you look like you’re heading to a board meeting, not a mamak stall. The sunglasses trick: Buy a pair of classy, oversized frames. No one will guess you snagged them for RM30 at a pasar malam. Fragrance: Smell like you own an estate What good is the old money look if you smell like a college dorm? Fortunately, you don’t need a designer cologne to exude affluence. Budget alternatives: Brands like Armaf and Zara have dupes of high-end colognes at a fraction of the price. The soap strategy: Invest in an artisan soap with a rich, woody scent. People will think it’s your cologne. The grooming game: Old money face on a new money budget Nothing says “I inherited a vineyard” like immaculate grooming. Hair matters: Opt for a classic hairstyle. Local barbers can nail this for under RM20. Beard or clean-shaven: Pick one—either maintain a sharp, neat beard or go completely clean-shaven. No in-between scruff allowed. Cheap hobbies that look expensive What you do in your free time says a lot about your old money status. Or at least, what people think you do.
Final touches: Confidence is king Remember, the key to pulling off the old money aesthetic is your attitude. Walk into any room like you belong—even if your blazer smells faintly of thrift store shelves. Carry yourself with poise, speak with charm, and never, ever reveal how much you spent. |
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